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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: q2{A
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Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone vB?(|
Athletic...............................No breasts N9S?c
Average looking....................Moooo 7;8DKY q
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar Zws[C
Emotionally Secure................On medication nSSj&q- O
Feminist................................Fat hJc^NU5
Free spirit.............................Junkie S Bo
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Friendship first......................Former slut d Eu\ }y|
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places bxc!x>)
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs a#pM9n~a
Open-minded.......................Desperate R9q9c
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Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing xo
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Professional..........................B$tch C#l9MxZE
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker LlF|VR&P.
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: &=.SbS
1. Yes = No F'^y? UP[
2. No = Yes F?c :
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3. Maybe = No Ny" "lcy
4. We need = I want Tfytc$ aQ
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry dq4t@:\o0
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble c,,(s{1
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 7`P1=`..
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later ^1\[hyZ!
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! oC
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10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think UCBx?9O/0
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: KvvG
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1. I am hungry = I am hungry Hw\hT TK
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy }C'h<%[P
3. I am tired = I am tired Z~{0x#?4%
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! D:56>%y@
5. I love you = Let's have sex now Ly_.% f
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? ETQL,t9m
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. Q2LAXTF]y
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex you. .L =C7 w1
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. IxU#x*
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. {P7 I<^,
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
