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只看樓主 倒序閱讀 使用道具 0樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
網路上看到這邊篇洋鬼子淫文 讓各位大大研究研究 F FtB#  
因是轉貼又轉貼 從那摘錄就不寫了 說不定是我那些西方淫客貼的 %w#z   
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Went to Hui Mei on Sunday night by recommendation by an ISG members. Went to the main stage. The place had about 50 girls and 10 customers. The mamasan brought over 20 girls, most below average. Picked a young girl with the prettiest face. She did not speak 1 word of English. Egt !N  
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Ordered 2 beers and a basket of fruit. Her name was Xie Xie. She wanted to play the 5-dice game. She wrote down the house rate, 200Y for something, 500 ST and 800 LT. I wrote back OAH\\\'s rate of 100 ST and 200 LT. We haggled for a while. She called a guy who could speak English. He again explained to me the rate. I gave up the negiation. She was just sitting around eating fruit. Finally decided to take her for 800Y. @6kkt~>:  
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Walked 3 blocks back to the hotel Miraton at the center of town. Nice hotel with lots of marble. They charged the standard 300Y per night mongering rate, which is supposedly the lowest. There was a large wedding on the 2nd floor restaurant. The sexy hostess in her red silk dress was smiling, asking me if I wanted karaoke. Seems the Mariton has its own KTV somewhere. :z-?L0C=0  
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The room was large and comfortable with WIFI. She took off her clothes and went for the shower. Her body was nice and sexy, but she was clearly a farm girl without the polishness of the city girls. Her right hip lost a big chunk of flesh leaving a big scar. She was rough and crude as we fucked, crying and moaning loudly with each thrust. I thought she was really enjoying it. I gave it to her harder and faster. Suddenly she pushed me off and made me pull out. She sat in the bed, crying softly, pointing at my hard dick, made the gestures that her snatch and her stomach were hurting. I wanted to resume fucking but she refused. She started crying and yelling at me. She called a few people on her mobile, crying, yelling loudly. Her tears were everywhere. "_0sW3rG  
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I gave her 2 fingers, implying that I would only give her 200Y and told her to leave. She kept saying \\\'Papa\\\' and made the sign of a pistol with her fingers at her head, crying. I called security. The female guard showed up after a long time, a nice, polite young woman, very doable herself with the hard on I still had. She talked to the girl and calmly said the girl wanted 200 Y and would leave. It was like a family quarel. There were no threatening moves by anyone. The girl was crying and wailing loudly in the corridor. I gave her 200Y. She quickly left the scene. There were half a dozen girls/oldder men coming and going at the elevator. Nobody paid attention to the commotion. 7H g;SK6t0  
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Ended up going to Hui Hua KTV next to the Mariton at 2AM. The club is on 3rd floor, has about 30 karaoke rooms but no big stage like the Hui Mei. There were a few nice young girls milling around, but no star quality. The young manager was showing me around the club, but the girls were mostly gone. I wanted the pretty young girl at the entrance, but he said, no no that is the waitress. This guy was nice and polite, spoke with an American accent, and was really trying to help me. Paid the club 100Y bar fine and took the young mamasan. She looked extremely sexy and sophisticated in her tight blue mamasan uniform. She was disappointed that I only wanted ST. She has a pretty face, smooth light skin and a very nice, sexy body with no blemishes, unlike the rough farm girl before her. She\\\'s probably in her late 20\\\'s, very nice and sweet but only speaks 1 or 2 words of English. $sFqMy  
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She made me take a shower and took a long one herself. We had sex in bed. She too was crying, moaning loudly, with each thrust, thrashing wildly in the large bed. WTF? But I could tell she was enjoying it. She would not let me kiss her in her mouth. After I came, she rode me cow girl, putting my semi limp dick into her tight pussy, trying a few time to get more ride out of me. I was thinking I should be charging her the KTV rate! weMufT  
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She took another shower. I gave her 500Y. She was lingering, not leaving immediately. SHe had 2 mobiles with her, which were ringing every few minutes. She gave me her tel #, gesturing I should call. We hugged and kissed then she left. KK?R|1VK9  
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I would do her again, but she did not have the looks and the porn-star qualities like Ting Hua, the KTV girl I did in SZ. It was really like making love with that sweetheart Ting Hua in the fancy hotel in SZ. "^)$MAZ  
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Life is good.
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只看該作者 1樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
暈倒! &ZJ$V  
考倒我了, Ku8qn \2"  
找個翻譯軟體來幫我解讀一下!
當批判他人同時,務必先省思自我!

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只看該作者 2樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
哈哈 (o8?j^ -v  
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不錯不錯 mam(h{f$  
很熟悉的景致 G}`Hu_ [\)  
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匯美 美怡登 機車妹 rlkg.e6  
匯華 小媽 !%'c$U2  
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真是充實的一晚
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只看該作者 3樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
看完火都消囉! RZeU{u<O  
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只看該作者 4樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
眼睛都花了...... Y dK]%%  
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Went to Hui Mei on Sunday night by recommendation by an ISG members. Went to the main stage. The place had about 50 girls and 10 customers. The mamasan brought over 20 girls, most below average. Picked a young girl with the prettiest face. She did not speak 1 word of English. 9\]%N;;Lo  
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周日晚去到了ISG推薦的X美,到了大廳,大約有五十個妹,十個客人 007SA6xq  
媽咪帶了超過20個大多是挑選過的小姐,我挑了一個臉蛋漂亮的,但是她不會講英文 'e4  ;,m  
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Ordered 2 beers and a basket of fruit. Her name was Xie Xie. She wanted to play the 5-dice game. She wrote down the house rate, 200Y for something, 500 ST and 800 LT. I wrote back OAH\\\'s rate of 100 ST and 200 LT. We haggled for a while. She called a guy who could speak English. He again explained to me the rate. I gave up the negiation. She was just sitting around eating fruit. Finally decided to take her for 800Y. Ex ?)FL$4  
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點了兩瓶啤酒(?才兩瓶)跟一個水果盤 ddMSiwbY)  
她叫謝謝(?好怪的名字......Orz...我是不是該叫不客氣...),她想玩吹牛,她XXXXXXX(不會翻) 5Q.bwl:  
500短鐘800長鐘,我XXXXXXX(不會翻) FasA f( 3  
我們爭了一段時間(語言不通也能爭?)她找了一個會說英文的人來,再一次的跟我解釋 ,afh]#  
終於決定了價碼,我放棄了談判 G2%%$7Jj  
她吃水果的時候,我決定要帶她出場(800長鐘) n(gw%w+\7  
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Walked 3 blocks back to the hotel Miraton at the center of town. Nice hotel with lots of marble. They charged the standard 300Y per night mongering rate, which is supposedly the lowest. There was a large wedding on the 2nd floor restaurant. The sexy hostess in her red silk dress was smiling, asking me if I wanted karaoke. Seems the Mariton has its own KTV somewhere O0{M3-  
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走過三條街回到了鎮上的這家裝潢著很多大理石的漂亮酒店,房費是三百一晚,應該是最低價了 r2T-=XWB  
酒店二樓的餐廳有婚宴酒席,穿絲綢的性感女主人笑著問我要不要唱卡拉OK...這家酒店好像也有自己的KTV呢
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只看該作者 5樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
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只看該作者 6樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
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這鬼佬文筆真差 ?y F)tF+<  
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但他有一項很利害ㄡ mvI[=e*  
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小弟不會寫淫文 這篇又是小弟啟的頭 ^SB?NRk  
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我就來把它翻譯出來 PO 到閱覽館 7wsn8_n9  
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只看該作者 7樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
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這鬼佬文筆真差 /=A?O \B7  
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但他有一項很利害ㄡ eKNZ?!c=  
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小弟不會寫淫文 這篇又是小弟啟的頭 NAR W3\  
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只看該作者 8樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
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你是説他的"小兄弟"嗎 ;`',M6g  
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我倒認為是機車妹做怪 V/"UDof  
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只看該作者 9樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
i can tell you right away, it should be from the : ISG means internationalsexguide.com

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只看該作者 10樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
真的都快看花了啦... *LuR <V  
暈...

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只看該作者 11樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
呼叫大校, y -6{>P/  
呼叫大校, lwSZ pS  
趕緊把"曉虹系列"翻成淫文, }yzCq+  
貼到那個網站去嚇嚇他們, *VX"_C0Jy=  
讓他們曉得ML也可以如此盪氣迴腸!
平铺直述的是人家的一段情,
隐姓埋名的卻是自己的情绪。

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只看該作者 12樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
呵呵…太大了妹妹受不了… bu8AOtY9E-  
很可能也是個機車妹… Cut7  
又找了個小媽消火…

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只看該作者 13樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
感謝大大的提供,另一位大大的翻譯.... +~V)&6Vn  
等等用dr.eye試試看...
想離開的是她,剪不斷的卻是我的思念...一杯杯咖啡冰封了一段愛情,於我苦澀的心底!

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只看該作者 14樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
好久沒上ISG了; vY7 @1_"  
裡面世界各國資訊都有; WXY-]ir.  
以前我都專挑一些希奇古怪的國家來看; !X9^ L^v}  
順便複習複習英文; DkSs^ym  
哈哈
和平奮鬥救中國奶油狗狗~~拉不拉多

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只看該作者 15樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
太久沒碰英文了, fRT4>So   
真是看到頭大~~ +`iJ+  
想不到世界上也有這種同好啊!!

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只看該作者 16樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
呵呵!真的看的眼都花了 0yvp>{;p  
幸好已經有中文翻譯 2[;~@n1P  
呼!
I'll be there 4 U  these five words I swear 2 U    

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只看該作者 17樓  發表于: 2006-12-20
原來老外也有凹客 d =n{Wn{C  
呵呵 難為那個妹妹囉!
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只看該作者 18樓  發表于: 2013-04-16
呵呵~ (3lA0e`Y  
說是一篇淫文~ ,ofE*Wt  
可是看了內容感覺沒有很淫阿~ *i^$xjOa  
哈哈~
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