最近在網路上看到的一篇有趣文章，轉貼過來流金。以下全是轉貼內容，不是小弟重騎兵翻譯的，所以不要問我XD。 4-y6MH
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=========我是重騎兵轉貼文章分隔線================= <9@&oN+T _/|8%] ) 這是 ptt japanavgirls 版的文章, 第一部份是我翻的, 其他部份已徵得原譯者的同意轉貼, 有興趣的人可以直接去看原文
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':,>eL#+uV 我在 reddit 看到這篇: 我是一個有20年經驗的 A 片導演
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R]CZw;zS_ reddit.com 這網站有個目錄叫作: 我是一個... , 導演 Jim Gunn 就把自己介紹
rW:iBq 給大家,並回應了一些問題, 我找給個翻譯給大家看看:
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Lj OT Q: 你有上過 AV 女優嗎?
^pJ0nY# c A: 有。
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xe(MHNrj A: 有時侯更好。
|.j^G2x Q: 你結婚了嗎？ 有小孩嗎？
}l.KpdRT2 A: 都沒有。
$!a?i@ Q: 那些10英吋(25.4公分)的大鵰哥會讓女優受傷嗎？我問過我一些女性朋友，
HS{P?~:=U 她們說 6~7英吋(17.78公分)是歡愉的極限，超過這個就很痛苦了。
]KsGkAG A: 對，有時侯她們被搞得很痛，要借助很多潤滑劑。
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H \r `7 A: 我只看過預告片，沒看整部，不過我很確定，那很費工。
1 h<f Jzh Q: 要成為一個 A 片演員，小弟弟要多大？
+->\79<#V( A: 小於 6 英吋(15.24 公分)就很難了，無法成為 A 片的螺絲釘。
;xSRwSNDi( Q: 一個好的男演員必須具備哪些條件？ 例如 Manuel Ferrara 這傢伙，好像女優
%z1{Kus 們都喜歡跟他作愛，還真的射，你覺得他怎麼樣？
8dc5 38:q} A: 男演員通常必須具備好身材，能固定演出，像樣的小弟弟，好相處，快速硬起來，
j : <t 在段落快結尾時才射。
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%v]7BV^%6 作者 wennythepooh (維尼)
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XK1fHfCEa "\`>2 Who owns these huge mansions that you always see in the videos?
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LL{t5(- _ All kinds of people- couples, divorced people, single people looking for
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NeY"6!;k 你有沒有得過泡疹(herpes)或菜花(genital warts)
Y.E?;iS I have never had an STD of any kind in my entire life.
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D2 Y&[zgv A片取景會不會臭臭
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5QR}Ix Q 你有沒有看過攝影師被顏射？XD
YjFWC!Qj$ No fucking way.(這裡如果翻你娘咧好像也說的通)
DX|uHbGg (%i!% {!] aJI>FTdK Why do MILFs count as 27 year olds? It should be 35+.
>5c]aNcv 為甚麼人妻設定在27而不是35?
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3KtAK9PT years old. Usually I cast fit women between 30-50 years old that take care of
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CP +4k.)*O Technically yes, but in practice the MILF genre isn't about non-nulliparous
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women but more about sexy "older" women, also known as "cougars", around 30
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Dft4isyt^ 定義人妻－不一定是要有生過小孩，通常大於30都算是MILF
Bk+{} Mother/Mom I'd Like to Fuck = MILF
=Qyqfy*@D? Where do you get your inspiration for such riveting plot lines?
o1U}/y+R\ 靈感怎麼來？
6 0'6/3 From life experience and my imagination based on the genre of the movie.
/n(9&'H< 生活經驗，想像力
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p{% vsH3{:&;"P Is there anything that you consider taboo or unacceptable to film.
658\#x8| 拍片的禁忌
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fc3 Fi'^ 違法都不行－幼幼，暴力，會濺血的，有大號小號也不行
kr#I{gF Mostly I shoot vanilla porn and light fetish at most, so no whipping,
{h,_"g\V flogging, blood, heavy bondage etc.
5|CzX X#U 所以他是走清純香草路線？（應該解釋成我們看的歐美片都是正常範圍）
gTnS[ R ^w}o,/ Nonhuman animals? 人獸交
(JWv *p Of course not, bestiality is a big no-no. 絕對不行
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t{~@ I 誰來清理"彈痕"
$iwIF7,\P The girl herself with a baby wipe if there is any left on her after we cut.
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`}@3 HQl~Dh0DJ What do you tell people when they ask what you do for a living?
2pz4rc 怎麼回應你幹哪一行的？
rxs8De You mean people that I just meet that don't already know me? If I judge they
+ 1x)z~q= are cool I tell them I am a porn director. If I just want to be anonymous
(X*9w##x( with someone like my landlord or my neighbors or older or religious people or
6>s=Ci ZB strangers that I don't want to get into a long conversation with I tell them
bCzdszvg3 I am a videographer for reality tv type productions.
W;.{]x.0 熟人或他覺得你很酷－我拍Ａ片的啦
q=njKC 老人家，鄰居，任何他不想被說教的人－我拍真人實境秀XD
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)'`CC>Q About how long does it take to shoot an average scene? I have heard of "stunt
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oQ{cSTh j Is this a common practice and have you used any in your work?
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0:. 6rp A typical b/g or g/g scene may take about four hours or so in real life time
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8|6~o.B.G Khr Fg1| E.9^&E}PG Is it Art? 拍Ａ片是一種藝術嗎？
f -7S:, Some would say是吧
b )Tl* e^=NL>V6p 先看到這邊，有些很有趣比如有人問說可不可以拍哈棒波特系列Horny Potter(好色波特)
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X CzXS . 作者 frafoa
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@O'I)(To $5x]%1 R Q：你有在工作時jizz過嗎？
h l**zF A：沒有。
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iyc$)"w Q：有試鏡的女演員因為長太醜被你拒絕嗎？
9l#gMFkn I A：很多很多非常多。
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.wD>Gs{sH[ A：這聽起來比較像我上一部作品的劇情。
.ots?Ns ^Wm*-4 Q：能給這站上無數孤獨男性一些建議嗎？
0T mZ*?3!4 A：上健身房、找份更好的工作、賺更多錢；學著去接受並理解自己、自己的外貌、
i$["aP~G 自己在這世上的位置；這份自信將會讓你找到床伴或女友。
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w]F!2b! Q：這些男演員為什麼可以射這麼遠？我看過各種顏色大小長度，我想是基因問題吧？
~?CS _B * A：沒錯，是基因問題。
'=p? {gw [% [ZM Q：聽說所有男演員都是男人開始幹起的，這是真的嗎？
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w]}f6VlEl bH,M, xIL2 Q：請問口交場面大多用哪個牌子的潤滑液？
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# v+;: ~~@y_e[N#l Q：你覺不覺得你的人生很空虛？
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A：我怎麼知道，又還沒過完。
K>$qun?5 _\UIc;3Gl Q：我見過你本人。你又胖又禿，一個人住在海邊，我才不相信有女演員肯和你上床！
{U^j&E A：就算你是個胖DJ，騎著頭驢在脫衣舞吧閒晃，只要你稍微有點個性，你也可以找到
Z B$NVY 漂亮的年輕美眉願意跟你回家。
