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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: ><X!~by
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Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone _[SP*"
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Athletic...............................No breasts dm Lgt)-t
Average looking....................Moooo 1GY[1M1^
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar 1:%m
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Emotionally Secure................On medication Musz+<]
Feminist................................Fat c
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Free spirit.............................Junkie d0b--v/
Friendship first......................Former slut yT42u|xZA
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places
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Old-fashioned.......................No BJs 62}bs /%
Open-minded.......................Desperate F6T@YS P
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing (WK $
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Professional..........................B$tch [)`9euR%
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker p;VqkSQ76
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: O,_2dj d
1. Yes = No \<VwGbzFi
2. No = Yes -> -
3. Maybe = No % 8kbX
4. We need = I want %>uGzQ61
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry *n0k 2 p
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble x7J|
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not eBTy!!
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later hGH{Xp[mW
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! rG"}CX`]:
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think o y'Q # !
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: /h0<0b?i
1. I am hungry = I am hungry [Bp[=\
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy (~TP
3. I am tired = I am tired %Hu Qc^
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! }Kq5!XJV9C
5. I love you = Let's have sex now ??rx\*,C</
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? #](k
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7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. >R?EJ;h
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex you. nm*!
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9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. &
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10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. `}F=Zjy
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
