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背景: 在美國律師是高收入的職業,但並不十分受人尊重。因而有很多律師的笑話。 e/~<\
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假如你有機會在法庭上作證,但願你也有跟這位警官先生一樣的機智。這位警官在一件重罪案件中出庭接受被告律師的詢問。這位律師想貶低這位警官的誠信度。 r,@|Snv)
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問:警官. . . 你親眼看見被告逃離現場? fC:\Gh5
Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' -BH'.9uqGQ
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答:沒有。 但是案發後我看到一個疑似被告的人跑了好幾條街。 X7!A(q+h
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問:警官. . .是誰告訴你被告的長像? ApB'O;5
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?' ,
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答:是那個接到報案到達現場的警官。 <1K:
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A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' j>=".^J
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問:是和你一夥的警官向你描述了這位嫌疑犯的長像。你相信你的同僚嗎? m/c~2?-;
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offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' _C\
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答:我相信,我以人格保證。 wY)GX
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' C/#/F#C
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問:以人格保證?那我問你一個問題。上班的時候你們有更衣室可以讓你們更換制服嗎? nr%^:u
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答:我們有的! \3UdC{~
A: 'Yes sir, we do!' 1KEPD@0oxx
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問:那你們有帶鎖的櫃子在更衣室嗎? C'"6@-~
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' hIHO a
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Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' 35\0g&
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