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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: x
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Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone 7t
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Athletic...............................No breasts o,dO.isgh>
Average looking....................Moooo pT\>kqmj
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar %;$zR}
Emotionally Secure................On medication ;WxE0Q:!~
Feminist................................Fat }wJ-*By{+
Free spirit.............................Junkie V +j58Wuf
Friendship first......................Former slut MO|aN,
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places MwMv[];I
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs V+myGsr`
Open-minded.......................Desperate |giV<Sj
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing Q^}6GS$
Professional..........................B$tch X C"]/ y
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker kXK D>."E*
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: qO AK`{b
1. Yes = No f mu `o-
2. No = Yes VX0q !Q
3. Maybe = No OPH f9T3H
4. We need = I want c `C
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5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry <
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6. We need to talk = You're in trouble Khp`KPxz%
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 0IO#h{t
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later < p JeiMo
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! u
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10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think {}!`v% z
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: L6S!?t.{Yv
1. I am hungry = I am hungry &o@IM bJ8
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy Wm_:1~
3. I am tired = I am tired 32j@6!
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! i7]\}w|
5. I love you = Let's have sex now QS.t_5<U
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? xV@/z5Tq
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. Q'x Z\t
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex you. Sxo9y0K8-
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. X/Umfci
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 7~(| q2ib
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
