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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: Bk8}K=%w
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Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone nz 10/nw
Athletic...............................No breasts D%>Bj>xQD
Average looking....................Moooo zLJ>)v$81
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar ,0'G HQWz$
Emotionally Secure................On medication 5"%
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Feminist................................Fat d_[H|H9i6
Free spirit.............................Junkie LKN7L kl
Friendship first......................Former slut =vThtl/azD
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places `Fqth^RK?p
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs MGdzrcF
Open-minded.......................Desperate `IHP_If
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Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing srS!X$cec
Professional..........................B$tch X'A`" }=_
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker t
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: uHbg&eW
1. Yes = No 2- i Y:r
2. No = Yes Z[O
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3. Maybe = No DYX{v`>f^
4. We need = I want lZzW-
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5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry Sv =YI
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble y4\X~5kU
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not (3e.q'
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! ,GOIg|51
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think jaS<*_~#R
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: ~M~DH-aX
1. I am hungry = I am hungry M1jT+
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy z']6C9m}
3. I am tired = I am tired .jRI
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4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! <H64L*,5'7
5. I love you = Let's have sex now i?L=8+ 9f
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? R~<N*En~
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. =%_=!%
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex you. VH7t^ fb
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. HwU9 y
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. &YFe"C
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
