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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: Yy6Mkw 7X
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Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone /s"mqBXCG
Athletic...............................No breasts 9k mkF ,
Average looking....................Moooo ]a )o@FI
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar 5F{NPKa Q
Emotionally Secure................On medication =T'N6x5@
Feminist................................Fat
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Free spirit.............................Junkie >NWrT^rk
Friendship first......................Former slut i>YD_#w
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places ;0ap#6 T
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs j:# wt70
Open-minded.......................Desperate !%{/eQFT4
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing Eg&xIyR mm
Professional..........................B$tch <H{%`
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker 7U> Xi'?
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: DT`TA #O
1. Yes = No ;uj& j1
2. No = Yes ,U+y)w]ar
3. Maybe = No f 4CS
4. We need = I want C?jk#T
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry U|QLc
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble ]z Ea
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7. Sure, go ahead = You better not G. Z:00x
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 45` i
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! p
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10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think .U F ](
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: kLa9'c 0
1. I am hungry = I am hungry &~ of]A
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy { O+d7,C
3. I am tired = I am tired N t]YhO
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! sdF;H [
5. I love you = Let's have sex now v#1}(
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6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? k%|7H,7
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. SJb+ :
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8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex you. f8yE>qJP
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. ]n9o=^q/
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. RKoM49W
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
